I Came. I Saw. I Drank Water. Tee

History, but make it sober.

No chaos. No hangover. No bad decisions to apologize for. Just showing up, surviving the day, and staying hydrated like it’s your personality now.

It’s simple, a little smug, and just self-aware enough to be funny—because yeah, you’ve been through it… and now you’re out here drinking water like a menace.

Finished with the Dry Standard Apparel mark, because clarity didn’t happen by accident.

Details:

• Soft, breathable cotton tee
• Classic black with white print
• Front: “I came. I saw. I drank water.”
• Back: Dry Standard Apparel logo with “Clarity is the Standard”
• Unisex fit
• Made for everyday wear

Hydrated. Functioning. Slightly unhinged.

Disclaimer:

- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.

.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.

.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.

.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.

.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean